Poem -

I'm too cool for safety glasses

I'm too cool for safety glasses

They told me,
I had to wear..
PPE..
for 12 hours
longevity..
Even when
sitting idly
I had to be,
in full capacity,
safety wear..
and I did. 
pick up,
the gauntlet,
Like El Cid,
and donned
and togged
and gloved
up to the
hilt..
Because..
I'm not vaxed..
Like the others..
Then they came..
dressed as NHS
and reported
to CQC..
for not being
dressed appropriately..
in a pandemic..
all accept me
who's OCD
to the limit

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Marion

Having had to do exactly the same...I sympathise...nightmare, hot sticky breathless and I could see a fkn thing!! 😆😆😆 

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pauline codd

I believe they turned the heating up..and I have to wear the full gear for 12 hrz....I can do it. But it's a bit silly as the others don't have to.
 

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