I'M VERY CONCERNED
Sparrowsong what's with the big pile of paper?
Problem solving, I think...
Anything I can help you with?
Do you know the Bible?
Does anyone understand the Bible?
Some say they do but, they confuse me...
What do you want to know?
Do we have more than one life?
I don't know...
I don't think so...
But, you're not really sure are you?
How can I guarantee God won't send me back?
Oh Hell!
What?
I broke a nail...
You scared me!
Have you noticed that works for so many things?
I don't know about that...
I know you say it a lot...
No, I don't Sparrowsong...
Yes, you do...
When you run out of gas...
When you get a flat tire...
When you're a quarter short and you don't want to break a dollar...
When you dropped your phone in the toilet...
When you dropped your keys in the toilet...
Come to think of it, you say it a lot in there...
Sounds like you have something on your mind Sparrowsong...
What if it's true?
What if what's true?
God will send me back...
Who told you that?
Heidi did...
She said God will keep sending us back because, we're stupid...
Until, we learn all of our lessons we can't stay in Heaven and that's if St. Peter will let us through the gate...
What did you say to her?
He got in so if we do what he did we can get in too...
Right?
He gets to stay...
So what's the problem?
He has to stay, he's the Gate Keeper, it's his job...
Heidi told you that?
Yup...
Wouldn't you like to come back if you could?
No way!
This is a terrible World...
It's mean, scary and horrible...
Would you like God to destroy it?
No...
Then it can't be that bad...
I'm very concerned and you're confusing me too...
Heidi said he turns people into babies and we pee ourselves...
That right there sure doesn't sound like a fun start...
I got it!
I knew you would figure it out...
What is it?
I will have to make myself completely irresistible so He'll never let me go...
Sparrowsong?
Please don't try to talk me out of it, it's the best idea I've had all night...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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Hi Sparrowsong, ..I love how you are never afraid to confront humanities biggest questions head on ..question them seriously and still manage to keep an element of fun within it..the whole question then becomes a tragicomedy in a way- Very clever dialogue and an interesting read. Good work!
Lodigiana x
Another eloquent piece made by a truly gifted writer. I love the use of rhetorical questions in your work, which I make sure to implement in my own Art too because it really initiates people to think outside of their comfort zone or bubble. Well done!
Tehmina xo
Hello Lodigiana...
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Glad you enjoyed my friend!
Thank you for your kind comment and support!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Tehmina...
That's very awesome that you do that...
Thank you very much for your sweet and kind comment!
Best wishes and blessings my friend!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
??? absolutely love this, very much pushing the boundary on the subject matter, brilliant flow, like the questions needed to be answered ??? excellent write! ?
Hello Wayne...
Glad you enjoyed!
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Thank you for your kind comment and support!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Dblankportrait...
Yup...
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Thank you for your kind comment and support my friend!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Again you made a tough day wonderful to me. Your words and their innocence soothes me
hugs
Hello Greg...
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Glad you enjoyed!
Thank you for your kind comment!
Hugs...
sparrowsong