Poem -

I'M YOUR FAVOURITE CHAIR

 I'M YOUR FAVOURITE CHAIR

All kinds of bottoms have sat on meĀ 
Being on my own or as part of a setteeĀ 
I can also be part of a dining room tableĀ 
I have even been dozed upon by Auntie Mabel
Who am I ?
I'm your favourite chair

Van Gogh painted me once in a work of artĀ 
When I'm old and used I finish up in a dustcartĀ 
People buy me in charity shops or a furniture storeĀ 
I am ready to receive your bottom once moreĀ 
Who am I ?
I'm your favourite chairĀ 

The thing I like most by being your favourite chairĀ 
I am like a comfort blanket I am always thereĀ 

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