In a terrible stew..?

I am scared to death in a state of displease, wobbling like a jelly with wibbling knees..why the hell did I walk the walk on this dam trapeze? As I suddenly get the jitters, glance down and freeze..

Oh my God everyone is looking up at me..I am as panic-stricken as can be, and petrified wanting a pee..but if I wet myself now people will be covered in wee..Oh dear me what will I do, I am getting a pain I need the loo..Stuck on this tight rope wanting a poo, haven’t I got myself in a terrible stew ?..I can hear everybody shout “Ooh” and “Ahh” they sound so distant and so afar..as I am loosing my balance up on this bar, this situation is so bizarre..

“Ohh no I am about to flop as my bubble is bursting ready to pop..and I let out a scream and  I dribble and I plop..well now I have started I can not stop!! So down I drop in my muddled mindset, thank the Lord there is a safety net..this is something I will never,ever forget, the time I peed myself and all the audience got wet!! Now there is a silence in the air, as children and adults are everywhere..looking at me with piddle on their hair, they are in a state shock as they start to shout and swear..