It Doesn't Only Happen In North Korea:( Reductio Ad Absurdum)

The racing is cancelled because our Dear Leader has died.
The football is cancelled because our Dear Monarch has died.
The holidays are cancelled because our Dear Leader has died.
The shopping is cancelled because our Dear Monarch has died.
The television programmes are narrowed because our Dear Leader has died.
The fun races for children are cancelled because our Dear Monarch has died.
Elementary logic is denied because our Dear Leader has died.
Disbelief is suspended because our Dear Monarch has died.
Media's sycophants abound because our Dear Leader has died.
The sky is falling in because our Dear Monarch has died.
Why do I feel as though we are all being hounded to conform?
O patriotism and jingoism are the last refuge of the scoundrel!
That great man of letters, Samuel Johnson, said that.
All you doubters can put that in your pipes and smoke it!

Poetry genre: anaphora