It Won't Go In

Darling I'm so pushing but it won't go in

I'm breaking out in a sweat baby i just can't win

I've tried it this way now I'll try it that way

If it fails to enter gonna call it off this day

No I've never had one one as tight as this

Guess I'll try once more if necessary give it a kiss

I'll wet it with some oils it might do the trick

Have you any other Idea's can it be too thick

When it's in my hand I always use it wise

But maybe it's diameter has enlarged in size

Ever had this trouble or is it only me

Gonna work my magic darling wait and see

Hush darling a minute don't despair my dear

Going to stop for now this to have a beer

Now I'm back and pushing this I'll try to bin

Hell this horrible gas meter this coin it won't go in