Poem -

IT'S CHURCH!

IT'S CHURCH!

Sparrowsong I thought you were going to the Comedy Show...

I am...

Why are you bringing your Bible?

They are going to discuss family and other things...

Did you know that people don't say OUCH when they get their hand slammed in a door?

What do they say?

I think it depends on the person or the amount of pain...

I'm not sure...

Did you know you shouldn't pee on an Electric Fence?

Umm...

I think that's another thing that people don't say OUCH about...

I gotta go I don't want to be late...

Maybe, I will go with you...

Great!

Sparrowsong this isn't a Comedy Show this is Church...

Do you know why there's no perfect Church?

Why?

Because there's no perfect people...

​​​​​​If you see people laughing and having a great time and rolling on the floor...

It's Church!

Hugs...

sparrowsong
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Tony Taylor

I second the motion FEATHERS!!..... you are my favorite cosmo-comic conveyor .....who uses conversation in context!!.....LOVE your stuff!! ~ original, unique, ALL YOUR OWN!!..... that's hard to say about ANY POET!!..... keep up the great work girlfriend!!.....ALL STARS!!.....LOVE and ROCKETS!!.....Txo ?βœ³βœ΄β˜€β™₯?β™₯?

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sparrowsong

Hello Lauren...

Thank you for the smiles my friend!

Thank you for your comment and support!

Glad you enjoyed!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Greg Etsell

I think that's funny you shouldn't pee in to a electric fan oh its ok if the fun is going the other way and all the other people get pee on and thay don't know who did it ha ha

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sparrowsong

Hello Keith...

Thank you for the smiles too!

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Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong
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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

Cosmo-comic conveyor...

I have been called a lot of things, but that's definitely a new one...

Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you very much for that sweet and kind comment!

Thank you for your support my friend!

Hugz and Smiles!
Love and Rockets!

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GREG TUCKER THE...

I read your poems when I need to get in a good mood.Β  Thanks for ur humor

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

You go to the serious Church huh?

I don't like feeling like it's an hour long Funeral and no one was dead, but close...Β  Some action would've been real good...

I used to go to that kind, but it was so boring I felt like I felt worse when I left...

I'd need a nap if I didn't take one there...

It works until people all around me hit me, because they told me to shhh my snoring was interrupting the Sermon...

The Sermon was interrupting my nap...

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Yeah, I realized I needed an active Church...

Thank you for your comment and support my friend!

Love n Hugs

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Yeah, you probably shouldn't pee there either...I

Thanks for the warning my friend!

Transformers are cool though...

BAAAA BOOM!!

Yeah, that's probably not for everyone either...

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Thank you for your fun comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Gregory...

How do I put this with out sounding contradictory?

Have a bad day more often?

Glad you need some cheering up?

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Glad you enjoy!
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Thank you for the smiles too my friend!

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Hugs...

sparrowsong

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