Jokes

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Deck of Cards

living life with mood disorders and not being able to pin point...

Living a life like mine is like living through a deck of cards
At first everything seems easy, seems...

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PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW

PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW

You don't answer questions if you don't like them...

You have your favorite Media...

You...

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Outward Bound

Outward Bound

The Queen of Hearts had said: 'Off with his head,'
doormouse sleeping hadn't heard a word that was...

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Ichi ni san shi-

Hello! Hello?
Is anyone there? Yep.
Mushi mushi to you too!
Yes that’s right, it’s me...

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Lifting one’s spirits 🤣

Lifting one’s spirits 🤣

To write about melancholy when one is already feeling blue

Makes one sink deeper down into a...

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Jester Gestures

I cannot recall on my account whether or not I was out of bounds
what was done or pronounced cannot...

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The authors mistress

The irony of a poem on Writers block Is not lost on me

The authors mistress

Dam inspiration, oh how you’ll dwell.

Dwell on the last line and dwell on the next,Dwell on the...

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Это мама

Это мама

Languages are my domain, in my utmost regard,
And throughout them, I must say, All of them are hard...

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Another Year OIder?

and deeper in debt...

Another Year OIder?

Why do human beings celebrate birthdays?
To mark off time until death?
Such a forlorn...

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To Lily Black, My dearest...

For my dear friend Lily Black, just for a laugh

To Lily Black, My dearest friend

Your blood is red,
Your tears are blue,
I though life was ugly,
Then I met you....

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Did I Forget You?

Did I Forget You?

Did I forget
You
While I
SPRAYED
My Ink
Across
The web?

...

Art -

The Joker

The Joker
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April Fool's Prank

April Fool's Prank

Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those...

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F$#k my joker card

Is this the breaking point where I finally give up? I’m left beaten and bruised, yet never felt this broke...

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ā€˜Jill could try harder’?

ā€˜Jill could try harder’?

ā€˜Jill could try harder’?

Sat here thinking about my childhood school days
I can almost hear...

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THIS GHOST WANTS TOO DANCE

Her finger twists the blue egg sky
leaning against the wall made in bone
white chalky...

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DONALD

DONALD

A man named Donald is twenty years older than me
Lived on a pirate ship moored in Newport Quay...