Jokes

You don't answer questions if you don't like them...

You have your favorite Media...

You...

The Queen of Hearts had said: 'Off with his head,'
doormouse sleeping hadn't heard a word that was...

Hello! Hello?
Is anyone there? Yep.
Mushi mushi to you too!
Yes that’s right, it’s me...

To write about melancholy when one is already feeling blue

Makes one sink deeper down into a...

I cannot recall on my account whether or not I was out of bounds
what was done or pronounced cannot...

Dam inspiration, oh how you’ll dwell.

Dwell on the last line and dwell on the next,Dwell on the...

Languages are my domain, in my utmost regard,
And throughout them, I must say, All of them are hard...

Why do human beings celebrate birthdays?
To mark off time until death?
Such a forlorn...

Your blood is red,
Your tears are blue,
I though life was ugly,
Then I met you....

Did I forget
You
While I
SPRAYED
My Ink
Across
The web?

...

Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those...

Is this the breaking point where I finally give up? I’m left beaten and bruised, yet never felt this broke...

‘Jill could try harder’?

Sat here thinking about my childhood school days
I can almost hear...

Her finger twists the blue egg sky
leaning against the wall made in bone
white chalky...

A man named Donald is twenty years older than me
Lived on a pirate ship moored in Newport Quay...

It's amazing what the eye surgeons can do,
remove cataracts on the top of a tibetan mountain in a...