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To Lily Black, My dearest friend

For my dear friend Lily Black, just for a laugh

To Lily Black, My dearest friend

Your blood is red,
Your tears are blue,
I though life was ugly,
Then I met you.

Now the sun isn’t shining,
The rain clouds are dying.

I'm hitting you in the head,
Your sitting on a bed,
Of shit,
Your shit,
Voldemort’s shit,
Grindelwald’s shit,
The worlds shit.

I hate your guts,
You’ve gone completely mental,
You’ve lost your nuts.

You're there for me all the time,
I wouldn't go near you if it was between you or slime,
I've never had a better friend,
We'll stay together until the end.

I hope you can have a good laugh at this Lily

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Simon Bromley

What a lovely humorous and light hearted gesture to a friend 

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