Poem -

Its My Birthday

Its My Birthday

Its My Birthday
Can I get an Amen?

A few wrinkles here
a few blown out tires
but the engine is
lubed up
and it runs
like a dream

I am not to a point
where I need a
new transmission
but could use 
a change of fluids,
a filter and a 
new gasket on 
the pan

Yep they don't 
make them 
like they used
to
A proud "1967" 
model

I guess 
I could be
considered
a classic

Imagine that?

In any event 
at least 
I am not
Junkyard bound... 

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S.zaynab.kamoonpury

Comparing yourself to a car, woah scintillating clever all through. Poetry is your petrol.  Kudos!
Happy birthday poet!
plz also read and comment my new poem too.

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author
Lorna

Age creeps up on us all..
comparison to a vintage automotive 
Clever :)
And happy birthday 
Lorna x

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Happy Birthday!

We're both a Classic...

Call me an Antique...

Those are fighting words...

Lol!

I hope you had a Great Birthday!

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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