Its Not News

I wake up fresh and already I start to feel the blues

As I read the drivel that markets itself as the news

Woe is me, life is hard, my employer has shut down

How will I afford my three mortgages now

How about you sell two of your houses you privileged little turd

Most people dream of one, the thought of three is just absurd

How are they talking to this guy when the world is full of death

Its all entitleist pop culture that leaves me out of breath.

Some man became a woman, well good for fucking her

But that isn’t fucken news that’s been happening for years

Some child became a corpse in the war-torn Middle East

But that’s a minor a story, a new albums been released.

This guys dating her, and you know this guy is gay.

Lets talk to celebrities to see what they might say.

I know people love this shit and many are amused

That’s fine you can have it, but just don’t call it news.I