Its Raining Cat and mouse

There was an odd Cat from Brussels who was very weak with no muscles, he was oddly thin he had a glass chin and his arms were as soft as trufells.
An even odder mouse from Torquay his jokes you wouldnt laugh they were corney, one day he said one joke and started to choke and from this day he's been very sorry.
A Farmer owned some land, acres Wide and grand, this moody old croke stood miserable and smoked With a double barreled shotgun in hand.
The cat ran after the mouse on farmers land due south, the cat screamed "AWWWWWWWW" as a gun went "KAPOOOOOW" And the mouse got shot in the mouth.