Jai turns 100 minus 49 (and yes that's a real photo of Jai)

You're invited to my party
Do not make a farty
Bring a gift
Make it expensive
Car might do 
Red thanks
And when you come to my birthday
Please bring the words you want to say
Like you are looking amazing
So young 
Just fabulous
Oh yes; 
You're invited to my party
Please do not make a farty
I've ordered you some pizza
You might say watch a witcha
Lets just say it's a margarita
And you can spread yourself 
Drink lots of champagne
Don't be vain
Don't get high
You coming to my party
It's Jai 
Handing out the 
the cookies
Chocolate of course
See you Saturday!