Poem -

JENNY'S NEW LOOK

JENNY'S NEW LOOK

So Jenny was passing a hairdressing salon 
Went inside and asked make me a beautiful swan 
Jenny's hair was a mess and needed a new style 
The hairdresser laughed and said it may take a while 

So out came the scissors, tongs, curlers and hairdye 
Two hours later Jenny looked in the mirror and wondered why 
Her hair was more than a mess than ever before 
It was then she realised she was in the wrong store 

Instead of the hairdressers she ended up in a vetinary 
An easy mistake to make as it also happened to Mary

Like 1 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

Poem -

A SINATRA WANNABE

Modelled himself on Sinatra hopeful of success
Copied all his mannerisms the poise and finesse...

Poem -

NOBODY ELSE COMES CLOSE

You are my light when all around me is dark
Nobody else comes close or hits the mark
You...

Poem -

UNUSUAL AND UNIQUE

Those who have seen me I'm considered a freak
Something you don't see every day of the week
...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

the library

the library

i came back from the death
you put upon my thoughts today

to meet with you once again...

Poem -

Weaning myself off social...

Weaning myself off social media platforms...,

especially Facebook, but also
Telegram and Zangi
courtesy going cold turkey
ideally...

Poem -

Get To The Back Of The Queue

For once in your life

Get to the back of the queue
My head's been done in all my life because of people like you

...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com