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JENNY'S NEW LOOK

JENNY'S NEW LOOK

So Jenny was passing a hairdressing salon 
Went inside and asked make me a beautiful swan 
Jenny's hair was a mess and needed a new style 
The hairdresser laughed and said it may take a while 

So out came the scissors, tongs, curlers and hairdye 
Two hours later Jenny looked in the mirror and wondered why 
Her hair was more than a mess than ever before 
It was then she realised she was in the wrong store 

Instead of the hairdressers she ended up in a vetinary 
An easy mistake to make as it also happened to Mary

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