Poem -

the jumping rabbot

iam a jumping rabbot.

and i jump around all day 

this is how i get around 

 for me it´s the only way 

#

i jump from garden to garden

to see what i could eat -

it´s so simple to be quiet 

when you have tiny little feet #

#

but sometimes the farmer -

is standing at the gate-

so i dont go to far inside 

for i think i know my fath-

#

but he has a silly dog -

with a patch on his left eye 

he is always running to his right -

now i think i know why 

#

this dog will never catch me 

because i am just to fast -

he can run after me all day -

i know that he wont last 

#

so this is how i spend my day 

driving the farmers mad 

and that silly , slly  dog

with two eyes he once  had  

#

so i am the jumping rabbot

and i´ll jump until i am lazy 

and tomorrow when i get up 

i drive all the farmer´s crazy, he , he  he

the end 

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