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Just Me

Just Me

Me, myself and I. I love that I can be. Totally immersed, not on you, but only me.

I’m glad that you could meet me. That’s very nice for you.

It’s such an honor to see me and a blessing too.

How is your day going. Well not so great for me. Let’s stop discussing you and focus just on me.

Me and only me. Me, me, me, yes only me.

You’re not nearly as important as I can surely be.

How about your family. I bet they’re doing fine. But enough about them, let’s talk about mine.

Although my family is good, I can surely see.

We need to turn our attention, not to them, but onto me.

Me and only me. Me, me, me, yes only me.

You’re not nearly as important as I can surely be.

Thank you all for coming. Glad you’re here, that’s key.

I hope you get the chance to meet with and learn about me.

Why don’t you all gather. Please grab a cup of tea.

We’ll start a conversation, not about you, but about me.

Me and only me. Me, me, me, yes only me.

You’re not nearly as important as I can surely be.

I’ll call you this weekend. We’ll have dinner and watch TV.

Don’t worry, you’ll have a great time. Because you’ll be with me.

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