Keen On Keto

Linda and I have been most unhappy, when we step upon the scale;
Extra weight is on our bodies, that we need to quick assail!
So we’ve decided to take a major step, to each lose lots of pounds;
Today we start the Keto Diet, to get our bodies safe and sound!
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It is not a cheap undertaking, very special groceries to buy;
When we filled our needs last weekend, three hundred bucks away did fly!
But now that we are well stocked, each week will cost much less;
Filling in as we need to, under a hundred, I would guess!
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The preparations take a long time, in the kitchen for several hours;
For every measure has to be perfect, to contain the Keto power!
Each meal is carefully mapped out, follow the instructions to a T;
And the pounds will start to fly off, so happy will we be!
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Our source of inspiration, was a heavy guy that we both know;
We hadn’t seen him for three months, when we did, he was all aglow!
He had lost well over forty pounds, on the Keto Diet plan;
We were amazed at his appearance, he looked like a completely different man!
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We’re going Keto
Unwanted pounds we will shed
We’ll be lean and nice
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Comments
that's great if you haven't eatin it eat more cauliflower I have been lately I love it cauliflower rice is the best I been eating with my fish and other things less cabs then regular rice and there is cauliflower mash potatoes also cauliflower
pizza I haven't tried it let good luck on your new diet
Our Dear Greg,
That is so funny, because for the last month, we have been only eating cauliflower potatoes and rice. We have also only eaten cauliflower pizza. You should definitely try it, it's delicious.
Thanks for your sweet message.
All our love,
Linda and Larry xxx
Hello Larry...
If you diet now when we go socialism, that's going to put everyone on a diet...
Never to soon to start...
Congratulations!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Dear Sparrowsong,
At least if we get thin, and somehow Trump gets reelected, maybe we will not be selected for his "slaughter of the lambs".
Love,
Larry xxx
Good luck mate.
Dear John,
Five days in. Over five pounds each. Looks like Lady Luck is with us.
Love,
Larry xxx
Hello Larry...
I just noticed your response...
People are smarter than that...
They've learned the truth already to the real slaughter...
I would be definitely concerned later if he doesn't win...
I think it's weird that every diet people lose weight pretty quick in the beginning...
But, people know that losing too much too fast isn't a good thing...
I hope you warned people who you highly recommended this diet too...
We can hope they did their own research...
Hugs again...
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