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Keep Calm and Love a Redneck

Keep Calm and Love a Redneck

Hear the whistle, see the smoke

you just got passed by a power stroke

live in the country and you will see

that down here we proudly support general lee

we love us some duramax

and then all you have to do is put up some stacks

and then before you know it we will have you mudd'in in the back woods

we may even share some of our goods

;) If you know what I mean

but when you have lived down here and have seen what I have seen

you may have even lived a little and been to the buck where we all hang

but don't get alarmed when we all get to sitt'in and you know the party ain’t over till we sang

We blast our country music loud and go take our girls down to the river in our trucks

we may even get some of old hank Williams luck

we brake out the bottle of barcatie blast and pass it around the camp fire

if we run out then we are in desperate desire

to run home and stock back up

and brake out the red solo cups

where the party never ends and your livin life like a redneck

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