A Knock Of Desperation

I was minding my own business
When a word rolled up with freshness
I've come but to investigate
No! Mam I did not hesitate

Seems to me you need a husband
A think tank or just a doorman
Can I suggest my services
I'm broke without grievousness

I can be your own handy man
I can lift you like a leaf Mam
Oh yes I can, and turn you too
You'll be smiling when I get through

I eat light less you have fixings
And an empty stomach, trimmings
How I come to hear about you?
The talk around town says your due!!!

I was minding my own business
When a word rolled up with freshness
I've come but to investigate
No! Mam I did not hesitate

Mam, you OK? you look so shocked
Are you upset that i have knocked
Here, please sit down and catch your breath
No Mam, Im not touching your breast

Mine's a knock of desperation
I too suffer deprivation
Can we cuddle till delighted
Or till tomorrow is lighted