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Know Thy Enemy

Know Thy Enemy

Watch your back today

Beware of the Ides of March

“Et Tu” Pal Putin?

Lo Ran Zen

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Greg Etsell

Larry THE RUSSIANS ARE COMEING THE RUSSIANS ARE COMEING BE FOR LONG WE WILL BE EATING BORSH COMRADE

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Larry Ran

Hi Greg,

We are going to take you with us to our secret hiding place, where the Russians will never find us. It's in the "Borscht Belt".

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Georgina Richardson

Well done for this one honey, but why the warning? Is there something happening today over there?

Love you

G xx

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Larry Ran

Dear G,

There's something happening every day over here.  Early this morning, Putin's private jet was sighted heading our way.

Love you too,

Larry xxx

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Georgina Richardson

Oh heck!!!!.....Look out!!.....He`s probably got his eye on the Whitehouse for his weekend retreat!!

G xx

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Jason Brown

But Don's got honour
They've all got honour, don't they?!
Honour amongst thieves.

your friend & fan,

J ;)

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Jason,

"Your Honor" I plead

Guilty, envy of Jason

My Haiku Master

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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sparrowsong

Hello Larry...

You feel the need to hide?

How sad it would be if we spend our lives in hiding...

What are you afraid of? 

We shouldn't have a cowardly mentality...

Nor should we have a highly aggressive attitude...

There is surely no way to find peace when we are under a rock...

Hugs, Peace and Love 

sparrowsong 

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Larry Ran

Hi Sweet Sparrowsong,

I am so sorry that you took me literally, when it was just "schtick" that I wrote to Greg in a funny comment about his fear of the Russians coming.  I wasn't even sure if he knew what "The Borscht Belt" was.  I'm not in hiding, in fact, I often put myself right out there with my anti-Trump campaign. Thank you so much for worrying about me, but, it's "All Quiet On The Western Front".

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Wolf Soul

Come to Canada. You can hide on the mountains up in the Yukon and NWT.

Actually go to Quebec, safer there. Nobody likes the French! 

Oh wait shit..... I'M FRENCH!  ;)

♡m

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Larry Ran

Bon Jour mon ami Manon,

This joke that I made in response to Greg Etsell's comment is causing quite a stir, that I had no idea it would.  Some day though, if I ever visit Canada, we'll have to get together, and knowing your country of origin, will give you a "French Kiss". (with my wife's permission, of course)  Actually, your little joke was hysterical and made Linda and me laugh.

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Wolf Soul

I don't live in Quebec, merci Dieu. Lol and as for the French kiss, you'd have to ask my husband! Chances are he'd say " no f*ing way in Hell" thing is..... we ain't in hell! Jsmh posessive much?

Lol

♡m

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Larry Ran

I don't know what the Hell is going on here! Ha, Ha, because everybody is taking my jokes literally.  The French Kiss was one of them, and now, I've almost gotten the shit kicked out of me by your husband.  I better stop this comedy quickly.

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Wolf Soul

Larry, I know you were joking as was I hahaha.

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Christopher Correia

lol, Larry...lighten up already!  you know I'm kidding my poetic brother, I was actually thinking about you today watching CNN (you're officially 'in my head' just saying) and came looking for my 'Larry Ran political humor fix'  and you did not disappoint, thank you....hey, you've helped turn a politically indifferent foreigner into a political fanatic; can't get enough of your sweet American political warfare. 'Nobody' can make this stuff up....and as a side note, your image of Mr. Trump 'smiling' is priceless, honestly I can't remember seeing a picture of the man actually just 'smiling' haven't seen that from his since he made that cameo in Home Alone 2.   Larry you got your finger on the pulse of the real action, I bow to your awesomeness....looking forward, brother poet!!   

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Larry Ran

My Dear Brother Poet Chris,

Wow!  Maybe I should do a daily poetic cartoon about that inept imbecile.  To tell you the truth, I've never been this politically motivated myself, but this moron has pushed me over the edge.  I keep asking myself, how in God's name could this have happened to the United States?  It is a sad commentary for America.  But, hope springs eternal, and many of us are praying for his speedy impeachment!  This is the dumbest ass I've seen since a long time ago, when I took my child to a petting zoo, and one of the donkeys bit a kids hand.  LSMFT- Lord Save Me From Trump!!  Thank you so much for your kind support and perceptive words.

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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