Laughingly limboing 😩

You put your back out and Oh my God it is sore

So to hell with who is listening as you rant and ruddy roar

The air turns blue from those oaths that you swore..

Blast and blitherations you are routed to the spot

Someone is cooling your brow as you go a trifle hot

From that agonising ache that you have suddenly got

There is a sporadic spasm in your spine and it has twisted in a knot!!.

You try to get up off that green grassy ground

Everybody is watching you and absolutely everyone is around

As tears are rolling down your cheeks and you are groaning a sound