Least Seller

I have NOT read any good books lately
(or any mediocre ones either)...

My favorite author is me
though I ain't on any best sellers list
and never will be...

So go ahead and condescend
about my appalling lack of literacy...

Mount your soapbox of hypocrisy
and commence your best eye roll...

I won't try and make you understand
my microwave attention span
forged in the wifi accessible cauldrons
that frame the narrow database margins
of our speed addicted
time squeezing culture...

I've lost interest in this conversation already