Less is more

Shaving the legs
Bleaching the tash
Hurry up and get ready be out in a flash!

Plucking the eyebrows
Applying self-tan
Doing all this just for a man?

Stuffing your bra with a pair of socks
Don’t be the centre of those who mock

Dying the hair
Painting the nails
What else is your plan if all else fails?

Out with the girls, on the town
Wearing a smile no need to be down

Take the clutch bag and throw in your cash
Need to stay safe though you’re out on the lash

Meet a guy at the bar, he buys you a drink
Could this be the one? The missing link

Be careful though you do not know him
What is his name? was is Tim?

Be wary young one not all are nice
Don’t be the game and he the dice

You share a snog on the sticky dance floor
“Come on” he says and heads for the door

The nights almost over and your tiring now
But where are your friends? Did you have a row?

You see an empty taxi so jump in it home
Are you going with Tim? Or are you alone?

Remember this, be wise be patient
Don’t be the girl who is always vacant.