LET THE HALL IN THE HOUSE

That's what someone suggested to make some money,
of course it would be rediculous if it wasn't so funny; 
you'd have a radiator and your post delivered immediately,
have your own front door and bathroom near conveniently.

You could come in quietly and just not disturb anyone,
then even have a party with a squeeze and some fun;
standing room only of course and nowhere really to sit,
and as long as you don't end up narrow minded albeit.

Pictures on the wall start to watch you when you're asleep,
perhaps when you're finally gone the memories you'll keep;
excuse me while I have to get the toilet rolls under the stairs,
a small interruption but your discomfort no one really cares.

The letters kept landing right on your head while in your bed,
then before I got to my post, everything was just taken as read.