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Let's loosen up.

Let's loosen up.

Does anyone else feel the same
When they hold you?
Your cylindrical shape,
Your design,
Recognizable world wide.

A little spray is all you need,
Liberating rusted locks
Emancipating nuts from bolts
Redeeming old tools
Cleaning precious jewels.

​​​​Your a distinct scent
Upon my finger tips,
I keep you close to hand,
Your my own personalΒ 
Deodorant.

​​​​​​WARNING: WD-40 IS NOT A DEODORANT, SKIN CONTACT CAN CAUSE IRRITATION.

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!...this is Classic GERARD!!…...too freakin' funny!!...we could definitely use more like this on COSMO these days!!…..hey, but then again, I could just be greasin' your wheels here!! (smiles)…...actually that didn't come out as funny as I thought it might!!Β  : (…..Oh well, I'll leave the humor to you!!…...enjoyed this my friend!!….thanx for the smiles!!…...T xoΒ  : )

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Nine Eleven

Hi Tony, I'm tired of writing doom and gloom, I was doing a bit of work in the house and I needed old reliable WD-40 and this poem just came to mind, thanks for reading.

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Being Me

????Β  love it! An ode to WD 40 ???

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Nine Eleven

Ha, "an ode to WD-40"Β  that's what I was going to call the poem, great minds?.

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Larry Ran

My Dear Gerard,

You have brought a smile to my face, and laughter from my lips, a rare commodity these days.Β  I hope my words below can return the good deed.

Easy greasy, you've got a long way to slide
I squeeze your metal canister, my pleasure I'm denied
Out pours a panacea, for my most unruly hair
Instantly, I'm so handsome, chic waves now appearing there

All my love,
Larry xxx

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Nine Eleven

Brilliant Larry

chic waves now appearing there

i love it.
thanks for stopping by, x

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Larry Ran

Hi Gerard,

Just discovered a typo. Line 2 should end "my pleasure not denied".
Also, thanks for your "slick" compliment.

Larry xxx

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Nine Eleven

That's mad, I actually played the Tin Man in the wizard of Oz school play, you just reminded me of it.

You too Barry.

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