Poem -
Let's loosen up.
Does anyone else feel the same
When they hold you?
Your cylindrical shape,
Your design,
Recognizable world wide.
A little spray is all you need,
Liberating rusted locks
Emancipating nuts from bolts
Redeeming old tools
Cleaning precious jewels.
ββββYour a distinct scent
Upon my finger tips,
I keep you close to hand,
Your my own personalΒ
Deodorant.
ββββββWARNING: WD-40 IS NOT A DEODORANT, SKIN CONTACT CAN CAUSE IRRITATION.
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LOL!! LOL!!...this is Classic GERARD!!β¦...too freakin' funny!!...we could definitely use more like this on COSMO these days!!β¦..hey, but then again, I could just be greasin' your wheels here!! (smiles)β¦...actually that didn't come out as funny as I thought it might!!Β : (β¦..Oh well, I'll leave the humor to you!!β¦...enjoyed this my friend!!β¦.thanx for the smiles!!β¦...T xoΒ : )
Hi Tony, I'm tired of writing doom and gloom, I was doing a bit of work in the house and I needed old reliable WD-40 and this poem just came to mind, thanks for reading.
classic humor my friend stay safe and funny...we need it about now more then ever.....
Thanks so much x.
????Β love it! An ode to WD 40 ???
Ha, "an ode to WD-40"Β that's what I was going to call the poem, great minds?.
? xx
Hi Gerard,
Love this one,
nice work.
JP
Thank you John.
My Dear Gerard,
You have brought a smile to my face, and laughter from my lips, a rare commodity these days.Β I hope my words below can return the good deed.
Easy greasy, you've got a long way to slide
I squeeze your metal canister, my pleasure I'm denied
Out pours a panacea, for my most unruly hair
Instantly, I'm so handsome, chic waves now appearing there
All my love,
Larry xxx
Brilliant Larry
i love it.
thanks for stopping by, x
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Hi Gerard,
Just discovered a typo. Line 2 should end "my pleasure not denied".
Also, thanks for your "slick" compliment.
Larry xxx
That's mad, I actually played the Tin Man in the wizard of Oz school play, you just reminded me of it.
You too Barry.
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