Life tips from the Jai head

I recommend the following

for the human beings

to make a better life

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Once a week stay the whole day in bed

Enough said! 

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Sleep in your clothes you plan to wear

The next day! 

So much easier I swear

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If your shirt is all creased

And you're worried about your dress-sense 

Wear a jumper over 

No pretense!

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If you feel lonely

Don't be

Look for somebody

Take them home!

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When you're hungry

Why cook 

Such a waste of electricity

Cheaper to order out

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When you're feeling sexy

And it's time to uhum 

What you can find on the Internet

This is much cheaper than marriage! 

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When somebody annoys you

Stamp on their foot

This will help them understand

The bad from the good

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When your car runs out of gas 

Ask your neighbour for a lift

Tell them you don't have any money

That life's not so funny

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That's how it goes

On anybody's toes

Wait there's one more

Go see who is at the door

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It's me! 

Jai 

It's 4 July