Limerick

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I long

I long for your touch
Your love
And your worm embrace.

I miss the sound of your...

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The Star Wars Holiday...

The Star Wars Holiday Special Kills

I need to warn you about something you shouldn't do.
If you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, it...

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THE GOOD NEWS !!

CAN I SHARE WITH YOU SOME NEWS THAT I THINK IS THRILLING ???
JESUS WILL SAVE YOU IF YOU ARE WILLING...

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Fix it dear.

Based on fix it dear Liza.

There's a whole in humanity, dear human, dear human, a hole in the ozone, dear human a hole.
So fix...

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THE WORLD IS A MESS !!!

THE WORLD IS LITERALLY GOING THRU MASS HYSTERIA,
WITH FAMINES AND PESTILENCES AND EVEN MALARIA !!...

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Sweetie Pie - Part II

Dedicated to Hazel, my Chihuahua

Sweetie Pie - Part II

If somebody says that I don't care about my dog, it will be a lie.
On August 18, 2020, I bought my...

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THY JUDGEMENT IS COMING !!

THE MESSAGE I HAVE FOR THIS PRESENT HOUR,
IS REPENT OF YOUR SINS BECAUSE JESUS IS COMING IN STRENGTH...

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Blood Thirsty

As I weep in this pool of blood, remember me
As I cry until I am blind and can not see
Let me...

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TO THE ISLAND OF PATMOS

TO THE ISLAND OF PATMOS JOHN THE APOSTLE WAS BANISHED,
HE WAS GIVEN A VISION OF THE TRUE CHURCH OF...

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Sweetie Pie

Dedicated to Hazel, my Chihuahua

Sweetie Pie

I wasn't going to buy another dog because it hurts too much when they die.
But I decided to buy...

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GOD HELP US !!

OUR NATION NOW HAS NEW MARCHING ORDERS, OUR ENEMIES WILL SOON
COME CROSSING INTO OUR BORDERS....

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GUESS WHO?

There once was a sleuth from Belgium
There were murders wherever he'd go
So don't get his...

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YOU MUST BE READY

YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD EVERYTHING ALL FIGURED OUT,
BUT YOU WERE NOT READY WHEN JESUS RETURNED WITH THE...

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Zebidee and Marmarlade 🦉🌲

Zebidee and Marmarlade 🦉🌲

Zebidee and Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

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Chaotic

Chaotic

Your a supernova. You burn so intensely.
I fear if I get too close... I'll burn too.
We're...

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Fighting

A Losing Battle

Fighting

The fondest memory-
like an old childhood game.
I feel content with the thought,
a...

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REPENT

I DONT MEAN TO ALARM YOU, OR TO PUT YOU ON THE SPOT, BUT I FEEL I MUST TELL YOU THAT HEAVEN IS REAL, AND...