Limerick

Yes , Know they are good for you .
It has to be done.
The consuming of fruit and vegetables...

For many years , you were our family's breadwinner.
Your money paid for our breakfasts, lunches and...

The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit.
I have a son who was...

I will love you,
I promise I will,
Your Beauty
Has touched my heart,
Your smile...

A stunner with dark eyes
From the noble Black family
Cunning
Daring
Naive...

Luscious and red
Sensual
A cherry vanilla mix
Wrapped in silver boxes of love
...

It has been 243 years since the Declaration of independence has been signed.
It was signed nearly...

When I bid on a house and lost, I became really pissed.
I decided to burn that house down because I'...

I've been smoke free two months today.
I haven't smoked and I hope that's how things will stay....

It ruins many relationships
Many lives
Where it comes from we dont know
Tears apart...

I cannot describe her beauty in words
Almond shaped eyes
That intense gaze
She has no...

Creepy critters
Lovely and sensual
They make me scream, lash out in fear
But i...

Everything runs in imagination
Design of buildings
Newest kid toys
Nail design
...

I see the regret
Feel it
Is it good enough?
Empty words
Will I be hurt again?...

He was evil
cunning
even despicable
Spread hate to others
Met a sticky end...

A tazmanian devil
Terror unleashed
Tearing up every cloth and carefully sewed button
...

Some people didn't like it, it's a game that certain people detest.
I'm talking about the NES game '...