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Cornish Pasty

author
Chris Bond
Cornish Pasty

Yes  , Know they are good for you .
It has to be done.
The consuming of fruit and vegetables
- But I find it no fun .

They can be dressed , As you like.
Their virtues trumpeted , 
However you fancy .
The blunt truth is ....
I'll always prefer a good Cornish pasty !

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Total votes: 1
Tags: 
Amusing Food Irony Satire
Poetry Genre: 
Freestyle Limerick Satirical Verse
Topic: 
Pleasure
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