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Listen to Me

Listen to Me

     Listen to me I only speak the truth
I hate cat's that's what I do
 I don't know why
     Listen to me this is only my opinion
If you like cats, you need to forgive me
All they do is chase birds and mice
     Listen to me I speak from my heart 
I do love pussy cats
And I don't know why
     Listen to me I have told no lies 
I do love cats but I'd rather have a dog
A cat's not my style

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