Little Alien

My baby brother Petey

is from another planet.

If you don't believe me

you can ask my cousin Janet.

Last Sunday's Easter dinner

with our great Grandma June

he omitted a smell so foul

it completely cleared the room.

He only has two teeth.

His skins so white it glows.

He is wrinkled from his neck

down to his tiny toes.

He possesses powers of mind control

that only work on mother.

No matter how much he poops,pees,and leaks,

she asks,"How cute is your little brother?"

Sometimes an unknown goo

forms in the corner of his eyes.

He spits ,and snots ,and pukes,

and wakes up screaming in the night.

His eating habits are horrible.

Even the dog is appalled.

pureed carrots in Petey's hair,

and split peas on the wall.

I must have been immune before 

to little Petey's charms.

Till he started crying,

and I held him in my arms.

He looked at me, lovingly

laughing like a clown.

The little alien grew on me.

I can not put him down. 

My baby brother ,Petey,

was created in outer space.

So I thank the heavens every day,

and kiss his angel face.