Girls Have Cooties, Boys Have Germs

Girls have cooties.

I know it's true,

cause of all the silly things they do.

They also smell

like stinky flowers.

They play with dumb old doll for hours.

Girls like to shop

not just for toys.

Girls can't play sports like boys.

Girls whine, and cry,

and stomp their feet.

Girls pretend to be cute and sweet.

They talk about kissing ,

and dream of boy bands.

They put rings in their ears,

and rings on their hands.

I know girls have cooties.

My mommy says so.

She used to be a girl,

so she oughta know.

My daddy told me

boys have germs.

They smell like grass,

and play with worms.

I hear them laugh

every time they fart.

They don't take a bath,

or draw big pink hearts.

Boys aren't pretty,

but they try to be tough.

Boys always play

a bit too rough.

I know boys have germs

cause my daddy protects me

from any little boy

that doesn't respect me.