Little House on the Scary

After we thought we finally found
our elusive happy medium
we settled down
on a barren patch
of chemically fertilized ground
deep in the Land of Mediocrity
where we quickly
became acquainted
with mutual disillusionment
After minimal consideration
this bitter couple
impaled each other
on our once pristine
white picket fence
Oh the bloody irony
Media hounds mass posted
our grisly bodies
under their informative narrative
of a tragic double homicide
Psycho babblers were called in
to neatly bubble wrap the spin
with their best quicky analysis
Once we were written off
the bankers made the scene
to recoup their investment equity
The source of our demise
was repaired beautifully
as the stains of our suicide sins
were power washed away
Now with the market value
of the broken castle restored fully
chattering real estate whores
sold our home as a horror novelty
Citing the shattered American dream
tragically gone awry
as a marketing hook
to lure in the curious victims
more than willing
to buy into the lurid lie
Violence wins again
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