Poem -

THAT LITTLE SAUSAGE ROLL

O little sausage roll

sat there on the plate

your looking rather yummy

but i have to sit and wait

Mummy hasn't finished yet

i think shes being cruel

shes supping on her tea

while im sat here in my drool

My mouth is full with water

& my tongue is hanging out

but if i try to help my self

my mummy's sure to shout

OMG.. i can barely watch

as she takes another bite

she knows that i am waiting

is she doing this in spite?

Stop it mummy, don't be mean

leave something on the plate

its not as if you need it all

let me help you lose some weight

Its just a little sausage roll

shes eaten all the chips

she ate the beans & the egg

she forgot about her hips

I think ill move in closer

put my paw upon her knee

some one pass her glasses

as im here, but she cant see

Iv slobbered & iv drooled

& i almost fell head first

let me have the sausage roll

before i start to burst

At last, my mummy's finished

shes put something in my bowl

and there it is in front of me

that little sausage roll...yum yum

©  Written by Tracey Curtis...27\2\14

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