STOP THE RABBIT

I love my wife so very much

We met one day whilst walking.

She sweet & kind & all them things

If only she'd stop talking.

Talk Talk Talk, her mouth don't stop

It makes me feel like weeping

I love her so i really do

But mostly when she's sleeping.

She even talks when eating food

It really is no joke.

She doesn't even stop to breath

It's a wonder she don't choke.

She tried her hand at driving

But she didn't get very far

With all her constant talking

She nearly crashed the car.

She tells me once she tells me twice

She tells me once again.

I swear to god if she don't stop

I know I'll go insane.

We go to Church on Sundays

And I'm grateful for their seats.

As she just has to stop & talk

To every one she meets.

I couldn't say it to her face,

But she,s getting on my wick.

She's like a record, that's got stuck,

That needs a little kick.

The worst is when she's drinking,

Her chat gets out of hand.

Every pub that she's been in

She ends up getting band.

If only I could find a way,

To help her with her habit.

Some little button I could press

To mute that constant rabbit.

And on that note my story ends

My wife is still the best.

There she goes she's of to bed

To give her tongue a rest.

© written by me...Tracey Curtis  18\11\13