Little shits

i love my little children, 

though they get on my tits,

i love my two sweet monkeys,

i love them both to bits.

i try to eat my nice hot food,

and savour every bite, 

coz I know it's my last descent meal till their tucked up in bed at night

i try to take a nice hot bath, 

and go to wash my fanny,

when in jumps baby with his snorkel saying 'can I dive with mammy?!'

when I try to take a nap I get woken with a shake, 

mammy can you wipe my bum, wipe your own for goodness sake!!!!!

I go out in the garden, to try to water the plants, here he comes and drowns them all wearing nothing but his pants!!!

i love my little children, 

i love them all to bits, 

they drive me up the bleeding wall,

My perfect little shits ?