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LIVE LIFE ON THE VEG

If you want my advice live life on the vegĀ 
Far more exciting than the edge or ledgeĀ 
Have some potatoes to accompany your meatĀ 
Drown them with gravy to make it completeĀ 

Carrots are there to help you see in the darkĀ 
Brussels sprouts at Christmas time certainly leave their markĀ 
Cabbage, Cauliflower and Courgette all begin with C
Provide the body with protein and energyĀ 

So if you want to be healthy, fit and wiseĀ 
Live life on the veg and skip those friesĀ 

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sally

I agree with dreamer :)

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