Llama drama
This flesh 'n' blood cousin of the ship 'o' the desert
here is given that funky punky , stylish haircut?
Could it be optical illusion or screen manipulation
causing him to grin in mock jubilation?
And ain't he gonna toss those bangs
like some real groovy llama?
My, doesn't he look ready for any
showbiz dromedary drama?
Ah yes, he does look handsome, do come have a view
of this fuzzy, comedy dromedary beau!
Send in the paparazzi, for he's already saying cheese
But he prefers his own kind, send in some lady llamas please.
Hey, like humans, llamas can stick their tongues out
and spit to express displeasure
So keep your distance from angry ones
or you will regret the mismeasure .
The one in the picture is a cool llama teenager
but he's no teeny-bopper, for he's a teetotaller
as no one ever saw him with a bottle of gin or lager!
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Comments
Oh what a sweet write. Such unusual and beautiful animals. Wouldn't want to be within spitting distance if angry! ?. Terry Kay
Hi, warm warm thanks for comment, yeah was having some fun with these cute lovely animals , there actually was a poem contest on them on another poetry site. Take care . ?
Hello S.zaynab...
I love Llamas and Alpacas...
Yes, definitely don't get them angry...
I haven't met one that got made at me, thank goodness...
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Great fun write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hi sparrow song nice to know you luv them too, and wow lucky you seem to have met and seen them upclose, I've seen camels only in real life. I laughed at your line about not making a llama mad. Warmest thanks , so nice to hear from you. Take care. ?
There is a llama walking group in the Chilterns and I come across them occasionally. Makes me chuckle for days. Great poem.
Nigel.
Thanks soo much for feedback, wow nice to know you come across them, glad now you will chuckle when you see them ?. Cheers and best wishes.
Love this poem S.zaynab, really funny and flows brilliantly, it made me laugh, it's good to laugh in these difficult times. Thank you.
Yeahh laughter is the best medicine you r right on, and yeahh man we need to laugh in these tough times of worldwide problems and chaos. Thanks soo much for a super comment. Cheers.
Lovely funny poem.
I'm super glad you found it funny enough. Warmest thanks for comment! ?
Ha ha, you really captured the nature of their character, well done
John
I'm super glad you think so poet! Thanks soo much for comment! Best wishes.
This is great. Gave me a giggle. Love it ? Very entertaining.
I'm glad to give a giggle now and then for life is tough. Warmest thanks for comment. ?
My Dear SZK,
I think that sometimes a poet "sticks his neck out", and attempts to make his fellow writers laugh. You have "spit up" a real winner here. I will attempt a humorous poetic comment in response.
The Dali "Lama" read your poem
I heard that he roared hysterically
But his laughter was just a fraction
Of the ones that came from me
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
Wooooooh ha ha ha you had me rolling with laughter, you returned the favour in full yayy, that's a clever word play on the llama , too good the Dalai Lama is not a poet here he he but obviously he wouldn't have enjoyed your Limerick as much as I did. You really are a super poet to say poems impromptu like that woww. ???? thanks soo much and best wishes.?
My Dear Szk,
So glad I could return the favor, and make you laugh.
Thanks so much for your very kind words.
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
A humorous take on an animal I'd never think of writing a poem about , Love its comparison to a surly teenager . A great write , I left the poem with a smile :) .
Thanks soo much for comment, glad it made you smile, that's what I hoped.! Yeah I like writing about uncommon things so the poem is not very boring. Yours are fun and great too so I will be reading you on and off. Cheers.
Great stuff SZK.
Terry R.
Hey, thanks soo much for your comment! I didn't login here until today. I don't remember if I've read yours too. Best wishes.