Poem -
Loo roll and lather ?
Everybody everywhere uses loo roll & lather, I’m known as a hoarder with as many packets as I can gather.. no matter where I go be it home or away.. I take my stock of toilet paper, come what may !! Well lets face it without loo roll n soap, where on Earth would we be.. us woman depend on it every time that we pee ?
I appologise if I appear a trifle rude.. but honestly these two commodities are as important as our food.. without my little bar of soap in my shower ever morning, as I attend to my daily duties freshing up as I am yawning..I’d be lost in a pickle without my lather in a trickle running down my body in a bubbly, frothy mickle ?
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LOL!
Jillmeister, you're a loo loon looney tune!
Thank you for sharing that on the verge of TMI poem with us, but I think most of us have wondered, every once in a while, about your hygenic activity, and now we know! Excellent!
LOL.
That was fabulously fun. You're odd, and that's a compliment from me, as I thought I was odd, and I like odd people. Does that make sense? Good.
Anyway, enjoyed that thoroughly, and cleansing-ly.
Matthew.
Did u like my cobra & kookaburra below it xx
Oh, I haven't gotten to that one yet. It's been a madhouse here at the madhouse today. I will check it out when I get some pants...I mean get a chance! (Note: I'm not actually naked at work, it was just a brilliant comedic attempt to portray that I slipped up using a nearly rhyming word, which became amusing).
Where are my pants??!!
Matthew.
Oh Matthew of many meaningful words & brilliant imagination ????
Teehee well these things arent disgussed tho they fact lol xxx haha glad u had a laugh xxx????
I did! Thank you.
I'm thinking of writing a poem detailing my showering endeavors now!
And! It's complete with a video! So, I think a lot of people will enjoy that...well, maybe not a lot, but one...well, maybe not that many!, but at least a negative amount of people, which is good.
It's called: I Forgot To Take My Clothes Off Prior to Showering. It's very sad. Look for it. Thanks!
M.
Haha ???
LOL!
I do that a lot! I'll be soaping myself up, and then realize that my chest feels like a tuxedo jacket, and then boom! I realize I haven't disrobed! I'm silly sometimes that way. And then, I dry off, and instead of putting ON clothes, I take them off and go to work naked! It's crazy, but it's my life. Ah...nudity.
I wish I was more coherent sometimes.
M.
Haha u leave alot to the imagination lol ???
I do. In my will, I'm leaving everything to my imagination...my socks, some turnips, a spleen that I found, and 39 cents. I think he'll like it.
Thanks for caring!
Matthew.
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How do you get emojis on here??!!
I can't do it! If I want to put in an emoji, I have to type it out, like (sad face emoji here), or (poop emoji here). How do you do that voodoo?
Thanks!
M.
????i dunno i just kinda press on them lol xx
Thanks! That's very informative, but in a non-informative way. LOL!
Press on them where? Do you have a spot where it says insert emoji?
I have my own set of emoji's that I've created, including:
-Constipated man emoji.
-Monkey who is embarrassed because he forgot his pants emoji.
-Drooling emoji(for shower poems).
-I think my hair's on backwards emoji, and
-Is that a banana in your hair or are you just happy to see me emoji.
I think they're catching on...in Guam.
Thanks!
M.
Haha I want your emojis lol well I just honestly click on what I see u see lol xxx
(Constipated Man Emoji here).
OK, thanks again for the wickedly informative info! LOL!
You're fum!
M.
Teehee :) ???
LOL! (Losing Our Legs!).
M.
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Haha u so sound like me :) I hoard loo rolls ???