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Loo roll and lather 🤣

Loo roll and lather 🤣

Everybody everywhere uses loo roll & lather, I’m known as a hoarder with as many packets as I can gather.. no matter where I go be it home or away.. I take my stock of toilet paper, come what may !! Well lets face it without loo roll n soap, where on Earth would we be.. us woman depend on it every time that we pee 🤣

I appologise if I appear a trifle rude.. but honestly these two commodities are as important as our food.. without my little bar of soap in my shower ever morning, as I attend to my daily duties freshing up as I am yawning..I’d be lost in a pickle without my lather in a trickle running down my body in a bubbly, frothy mickle 🤣

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A Lonely Journey

LOL! 
Jillmeister, you're a loo loon looney tune! 
Thank you for sharing that on the verge of TMI poem with us, but I think most of us have wondered, every once in a while, about your hygenic activity, and now we know! Excellent! 
LOL. 
That was fabulously fun. You're odd, and that's a compliment from me, as I thought I was odd, and I like odd people. Does that make sense? Good. 
Anyway, enjoyed that thoroughly, and cleansing-ly. 
Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Did u like my cobra & kookaburra below it xx

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A Lonely Journey

Oh, I haven't gotten to that one yet. It's been a madhouse here at the madhouse today. I will check it out when I get some pants...I mean get a chance! (Note: I'm not actually naked at work, it was just a brilliant comedic attempt to portray that I slipped up using a nearly rhyming word, which became amusing). 
Where are my pants??!! 

Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Oh Matthew of many meaningful words & brilliant imagination 😊😁🤣💙

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Jill Tait

Teehee well these things arent disgussed tho they fact lol xxx haha glad u had a laugh xxx🤣🤣🤣💙

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A Lonely Journey

I did! Thank you. 
I'm thinking of writing a poem detailing my showering endeavors now! 
And! It's complete with a video! So, I think a lot of people will enjoy that...well, maybe not a lot, but one...well, maybe not that many!, but at least a negative amount of people, which is good. 

It's called: I Forgot To Take My Clothes Off Prior to Showering. It's very sad. Look for it. Thanks! 

M. 

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A Lonely Journey

LOL! 
I do that a lot! I'll be soaping myself up, and then realize that my chest feels like a tuxedo jacket, and then boom! I realize I haven't disrobed! I'm silly sometimes that way. And then, I dry off, and instead of putting ON clothes, I take them off and go to work naked! It's crazy, but it's my life. Ah...nudity. 
I wish I was more coherent sometimes. 

M. 

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Jill Tait

Haha u leave alot to the imagination lol 🤣🤣🤣

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A Lonely Journey

I do. In my will, I'm leaving everything to my imagination...my socks, some turnips, a spleen that I found, and 39 cents. I think he'll like it. 
Thanks for caring! 

Matthew. 

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A Lonely Journey

How do you get emojis on here??!! 
I can't do it! If I want to put in an emoji, I have to type it out, like (sad face emoji here), or (poop emoji here). How do you do that voodoo? 
Thanks! 
M. 

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Jill Tait

🤣😁👍💙i dunno i just kinda press on them lol xx

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A Lonely Journey

Thanks! That's very informative, but in a non-informative way. LOL! 
Press on them where? Do you have a spot where it says insert emoji? 
I have my own set of emoji's that I've created, including: 
-Constipated man emoji. 
-Monkey who is embarrassed because he forgot his pants emoji. 
-Drooling emoji(for shower poems). 
-I think my hair's on backwards emoji, and
-Is that a banana in your hair or are you just happy to see me emoji. 

I think they're catching on...in Guam. 

Thanks! 

M. 
 

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Jill Tait

Haha I want your emojis lol well I just honestly click on what I see u see lol xxx

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A Lonely Journey

(Constipated Man Emoji here). 
OK, thanks again for the wickedly informative info! LOL! 
You're fum! 

M. 

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Cherie Leigh

Hi Jill.  This is an original theme to write about...lol....I get picked on because I buy about 12 rolls of toilet paper as back up each week like the apocalypse may be coming and we have to be prepared....lol   

I am like Matthew....I cannot find my emojis on my computer anywhere...Hmmm...

I enjoyed your poem. xo Love n Hugs

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Jill Tait

Haha u so sound like me :) I hoard loo rolls 🤣🤣🤣

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