Poem -

LOOKING AT MY PHONE

 
To see how many miles I've walked or flown 
I really must look at my phone
How do I remove meat from the bone ?
I really must look at my phone 

Just received a message from Auntie Joan
I really must look at my phone 
Have to plan a route on the underground zone 
I really must look at my phone 

Need romantic music to set a romantic tone
I really must look at my phone 
My alarm is going off time to moan and groan
I really must look at my phone 

Phone battery is now low oh what rotten luck
Guess that means I'll have to read a book

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Leah Yodico

Nice ; my phone is my clock and companion lol 

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