lost in translation

i am evil

said the weevil 

the weevil is an evil weevil

said the deevil

i know it's devil

but that didn't rhyme 

maybe this time 

it will rhyme 

like a fine line 

fine like wine

sending chills down my spine

said wu

who is wu? 

I don't know some chinese guy

said the fly

flies don't talk 

they buzz

uzz..uzz..

in a room

grab a broom 

sweep the floor 

said al gore

what's he doing here?

asked the deer

deers don't talk

they.. neigh?

no that's a horse

well yeah.. of course! 

we're off course??

asked the captain

of the boat

no, you stupid goat

said the sailor

to the captain 

what's this on the map then?

X marks the spot

the spot to where?

if there's treasure, will you share?

no.

but sharing is caring

but.. i don't care?

well that's a tad rude don't you think?

i don't think

you don't think?

no, I don't 

about anything?

NO.

oh..

sorry, I guess.. jeez

said Louise

who the hell is Louise?!

oh, Louise is my niece 

is she hot?

she's 12.

that would be 58 if she was an elf

like, on a shelf?

probably, maybe

the end