Love Factor Fitty

You know I love my baby!
Oh, let me count the ways....
'bout Fitty, 'bout Fitty
 
That's right
I ain't talkin' fitty percent
I'm talkin' 'bout lovin' my baby
with a love factor of, well,
'bout Fitty, 'bout Fitty
 
Fitty one's too damn much
where things get confusing
Forty-nine's close, but slightly        lacking
just not enough
 
But Fitty, oh yeah
Fitty's just right
I love my Pennywise 
         'bout Fitty

and her tiny little Penling's                 'bout Fitty
 
I Love the birds and the lizards
and the spiders and the snakes
and the squirrels and the mice
and the rats and the fish
and the cows and the goats
and the horses and the monkeys
and all God's creatures funky
'bout Fitty, 'bout Fitty!

I Love all bugs, both macro and microcosmic, 'bout Fitty, 'bout Fitty

 I Love you 'bout Fitty
   so count yourself lucky

cuz there's some folks out there
whom I love 'bout twenty
 
and some folk
even less than that
 
Yep!

              -- Gentle