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Love Me Tender

Love Me Tender

Last night we went to a great gala, a fundraiser for the JCC;
With about two hundred people, it was fun as it could be!
They had a Karaoke DJ, we both belted out some tunes;
The audience really liked them, some people even swooned!
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They had a bar with top shelf spirits, I drank three vodkas Absolut;
The tender poured them generously, they gave me quite a hoot!
We also played some Blackjack, but it was only just for fun;
No money did we gamble, but we had some lucky runs!
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Of course, the epitome of the evening, was a “Faux” renewal of our vows;
With Elvis as our Rabbi, we repeated our ever nows!
I guess we both have found a keeper, this the third time of our “I Dos”;
I told Linda how much I loved her, she said “I Love You, Too”!
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Last night’s renewal
Proved our love eternal
Third time is the charm

 

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Edward Williams

That’s awesome I’m glad to see happy people

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Larry Ran

Dear Edward,

The smile on my face, was half due to the three vodka drinks, but the other half due to the intoxicating beauty of my wife.  Her smile, is due to the promise I made her, that when we got home, I would "tickle her fancy".
Thanks for the sweet comment.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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sparrowsong

Hello Larry...

Why did you renew your vows so soon from the last time?

Did you both forget already?

That's very interesting...

Congratulations again!

Great write!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Larry Ran

Our Dear Sparrowsong,

Sorry we didn't answer your comment yesterday morning.  We had it in our minds to do so, but then we forgot!  Ha, Ha!!
This renewal, of course, was all in fun, and for charity.
Thanks for giving us a good laugh yesterday.

All our love,
Linda and Larry xxx

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Tony Taylor

Dear Poet Brother LARRY!!..... That sounds like such a blast..... the Rabbi looks pretty groovy too!!..... I'm always impressed at how well you can take an experience and deliver it as a poetic narrative seemingly effortlessly!!..... you're amazing and your life is such a fun place to visit and live vicariously through...... You and Linda are such a charming bundle of energy evolving!!...... Someday brother!!.... Some day!!......ALL STARS!!......thanx for sharing this..... Congrats again!!...... Love the pic!!..... makes me smile each time I look at it!!...... your friend and ever-admirer!!......T xo ?✴❤?

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Larry Ran

My Dear Tony,

It is always so wonderful to be showered with your adulation, which pelts me with raindrops of joy.  Glad we could all smile when we look at us with Elvis.  It was a great evening, and the only way it could have been better is if you would have been there with Cherie, and we could have done some karaoke duets.  Can you do the high part of "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"?  Several years ago, Linda and I went to a karaoke party every Tuesday and Friday at 5 p.m., and the host and I ended every evening with that duet.  Can't wait to sing some time with you.

Love you Bro,
Larry xxx

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