Poem -

Lox on the floor

Lox on the floor

LOX 'PON DA FLOOR

Hard day at work
Wearily walk thru the door
1hr later
Me lox 'pon da floor
Can't lie, first glance looked/felt so raw
Wat a difference it makes 
Wen ur lox 'pon da floor
Peeps saw straight 'way
I see the drop in their jaw
just can't believe that 
I've left me lox 'pon da floor
Got asked on FB 
why u do that for? why cut? 
And drop the lox 'pon da floor
Maintaing my mane
Had become such a chore
Just felt time that
I drop the lox 'pon da floor
Do/Will I regret?
I don't look like before
Nah but to late anyways
Cos me lox "pon da floor

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