Poem -

madness

i think i,m going mad

how very very sad

i think i'll take to drinkĀ 

but that will only make stink

and a bit of sleep i wont even get a wink

but then i wont be alone and i Ā the men in the white vanĀ 

the doctor can phoneĀ 

i think i'm going mad.

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