i've a hole in my shoe

i've a hole in my shoe 

what ever will i do

i could stick it together with cellotape or glue

or perhaps get a crisis loan from the brew

what ever will i do

maybe i could stick it together with glue

or maybe i could borrow a tenner from you

i've a hole in my shoe what ever will i do

or try a rubber band or hold it in my hand

and only use shoe but i'd probably catch the flu

whatever will i do