Poem -

MAKE HIM A KING

MAKE HIM A KING

Sparrowsong there's a Kid here with a Note...

Read it...

Hello Sparrowsong...

It's for you...

You don't know us...

I need your help...

I heard you have the ability to turn any boy into a King...

We're very interested...

If you put a little change in him that we can see when he comes back...

We need to hire you...

I hope you have Space...

What's your name?

Bruiser...

Your real name?

Kitty...

I'm a Girl...

Do you have a Bathroom?

No I don't...

Where do you go to the Bathroom?

My Potty Party Room...

Sometimes, relief makes me want to Dance...

What?

She has a Radio in there?

Aren't you afraid of being electrocuted?

There's a Lock on the Door...

If it's unlocked...

That's a day that it's okay, I'm ready...

Can I use it?

Do you lift the Seat up?

Yes of course I do...

How's your aim?

My what?

Do you paint the Toilet?

The Wall?

The Floor?

No...

​​​​​​There's a Gas Station nine miles away...

It's the closest...

Come back when you're done...

Why can't I use yours?

When I even have to ask any of those questions...

When in doubt...

Throw It Out...

Gas Station...

Before you go...

I have one question...

Do you lie?

Umm...

Did you lie about painting the toilet?

The Wall?

You better tell her the truth...

She knows...

​​​​​​Do I have to answer now?

I really have to go to the Bathroom...

Lock the Door behind you...

Thank you...

Do you think she's going to walk all the way to the Gas Station if she has a built in Spray Gun?

We'll see...

Is the Door Locked?

How did they hear about you?

I don't know...

Sometimes, if things are prayed for and God says...

Yes...

Who are you to say No?

sparrowsong Ice Queen

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