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Make Love or Something Resembling It!

Make Love or Something Resembling It!

ā€œAcapulco lips wowā€ apparently itĀ“s the latest lippy shade

It says kissing lasts up to 24 hours and the colour won“t fade

I must try that then when the boyfriend gets back

Although to be honest we haven’t done that lately

So i“ll be running at him in a surprise attack!

But talking of war; or peace actually. I“m hoping my look will drive him crazy

In a good way of course, cos weĀ“ve been busy lately and haven’t had much time for that and both got a bit lazy

So wish me luck then, I“m going in, lips ready to pucker up, all guns blazing

Well I“ve got two major and obvious attributes, I just had them done and they look amazing.

I“ll tell you later how it went, oh hold on I can hear the key in the lock

Just hope he finds me before the candles set light to anything and we both go into apocalyptic shock

Not a look I“m aiming at, but so far all looks good and even better he“s bought me some flowers

But is it me, or has anyone else noticed that he looks quite a lot like Austin powers.

Never mind tho, I“m trying to emulate the fantastic energy I felt when I saw that film by Martin Scorsese

The war one I mean, although most of it was quite blood thirsty and in the end I felt a bit queasy

But still I remember enjoying it as I scoffed an enormous amount of popcorn and ploughed my way through a very large glass of coca cola

And it was deep, wasn’t it on lots of levels and oh crap, got that wrong, it wasn’t him, sorry it was Francis Ford Coppola

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