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Male Order

Male Order

Eventually - my father was QUIETLY homophobic

He did not carry respect for men whom hadn't played a sport

Smirk from grey streak to grey streak
Each eye magnified by each thick lens 
Always rebelliously prideful of those Green Bay Packers - 
yet born on the Southside of Chicago 
They'd destroy the Bears
My father's meat-stained triumphant exhale of vindication 

All the bad-ass athletes 
The Apostles of masculinity 
Racing after each victory
To take a group shower

Michael O'Boyle

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sparrowsong

Hello Michael...

Group shower, but don't be gay?

You will be booted from the team, made a spectacle of that the media will chew up and spit it back on us like word vomit...

But, it's always ok to shower with a friend or more?

That begins in P.E. doesn't it?

It's always a great feeling taking a shower with many girls and the P.E. teacher is a guy...

It's amazing what is acceptable and what isn't...

Sometimes,  you shower or bathe with a Sister or a Brother?

Great write! 

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Michael O'Boyle

Thank you for understanding EXACTLY what I was saying! Smiles

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