MAM!!?
It`s on the stairs you lazy mare!!
So bloody hurry up and get it!
That cup of tea!!
You demanded from me!
Is now getting rather tepid!
I`m not your flippin servant, you know!
I`m your loving mum!!
But when it comes to chores!
You just always seem to be, conveniently hurrying out the bloody door!
The world must think you have no arms or legs!
Oh my sweet delight!
But all your foibles I so adore!
Oh please!... may I go to bed some time soon!
Before I collapse in a bloody big heap on the kitchen floor!
You always seem to find an excuse!!
To have me chasing around after you!
It`s now becoming such a bore!!
Picking bits of stringy fluffy things!
Off your bedroom floor!!
I must be quite mad, to allow this mess to be!
Or you`ve got me bloody well trained..... young lady!!
It`s such an irritation
It`s like a never ending sea!!
I just find myself running around in bloody circles!
And I`m getting nowhere fast!
I still love you very much my darling!!
But this old gal`s quickly running out of bloody gas!!
So now and then could you please get off your butt, and put the kettle on for me?!!
And let my poor old legs retire gracefully
Before all of me begins to bloody seize.
Love mum xx
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Hi Georgina ..This is great Sounds exactly like me and my daughter lol
i`m forever picking up and putting away after her,and not so much as a
cup of tea off her, she tells me she has to much of a busy life
really enjoyed. love and hugs Debs xx
Hi Debs,
I`m glad you liked it honey. They are wonderful aren`t they? But a bloody pain in the butt too some times.
Hugs
G xx
Love it Georgie Girl... it's the same the world over if that makes you feel any better! LOL Eventually they see the light... trust me!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx
I know they do my Jack, she has a daughter of her own now! so time will tell.....lol!! I`m glad you enjoyed it sweetie.
I love ya kiddo
G xx
Hello Georgina...
You have confirmed just how much my daughter has been a great blessing...
My son is getting better...
That's what people tell me anyway...
Great write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs and Smiles!
sparrowsong
We`ve got six children all grown up now, four boys and two girls, so I know what it`s like for either. Girls are easier in some ways but then so are boys in others too. They each produce their own different stresses and worries, but then one day they are grown up and left. So make the most of every day. I wouldn`t change any of them for the world though. I`m glad you liked this piece Sparrowsong and thank you for reading it and for the compliment sweetie.
God bless
G xx
Our dear Georgina,
I think your daughter deserves a little extra attention, because she is a drop dead gorgeous Princess! You didn't tell us you had a beauty Queen in the family. So be bloody patient, for I'm sure all her beaus wait on her hand and foot. Bloody cute poem too,
All our love,
xox Linda and Larry
Bethica is the baby of the family and she is quite spoiled Larry, but by her big brothers mostly. I`m just too soft with them all!!! Glad you liked it though sweetie.
Love you both
G xx